Deacon: Alex sounds just like Little Deacon 1 Me: I don’t know how we ended up with such stubborn kids Deacon: Must be from our spouses Me: Clearly they didn’t get it from you and I At this point I’m pretty sure our respective spouses had rendered themselves blind from the excessive eyerolling. Which is silly, cuz we aren’t stubborn. This conversation from siblings who got in a huge disagreement.. Read More
NaNoWriMonday – 3:5
Beginning Previous LaVerne spent her first night in the house sitting by the front door. The air smelled like damp summertime. The air was cool, and a little balmy. It was mid May, lilacs were blooming, there were stars in the sky. It was a beautiful night by anyone’s standards, it was beautiful to her because it had been so long since she had felt night air on her skin… Read More
Bloggy Business
I was so funny this week that Psychicgeek gave me her Peep of the Week award for a comment I made on her blog! I won $50 to Good for the Kids! I spent it well and THEN I went and spent more so that Lotus could get some financial love from Alex’s birthday present. Want to give Lotus love??Ǭ† Click here for how to help. And finally, I’m looking.. Read More
Showin’ Off – Season Change
Oh sweet readers. I’m so glad I told you TWO weeks ago that I was going to paint my toes and get my feet ready for summer. Don’t you just know I painted them at 9pm on Friday night? I can at least say that I have improved the status of my feet, thanks to this challenge. What are you doing to get ready for the season change? (Click the.. Read More
Haiku Alex’s Bedtime
(clickin?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ the logo may take you to more haikus) once upon a time i would sprawl in bed with my breasts all hanging out used to be signal to scout for lovin’, now it’s just milk for alex
Lotus: HoF’oSho
Ya’ll have met my Loter right? The uber Sarcastic Mom? What? She doesn’t splay her limbs out seductively for you? Just me? Right on. Just as it should be! Well. My girl is having a run of luck that is more like a run of suck, and I’m not talking suck of a fun kind of time (such as a GLOW JOB) I’m talking a moldy, haywire thyroid, rock/hard place/monsoon/typhoon/threesome.. Read More
Style Jealousy
After a crap night of sleep, I rolled out of bed, with just enough time to get clothes on for yoga, dress the Kaiser and haul ass out the door. I was proud of myself for putting on pink yoga pants with a dark pink sweater and looking rather cute in spite of the no time to get ready. Nails bitten off (thanks to Project Clustertrauma (which I will get.. Read More
Talkin’ About My Boobies!
Shocking, I know. Me? Talk about my boobs? Never! Step back with me to avoid the lightning strike as a result of my lying. Lotus asked us to talk about our experiences in feeding our children with our boobies or with bottles while our children still mauled our boobies anyway, cuz that what babies tend to do it seems. (At least it explains why Alex continues to grab at Scout’s.. Read More
NaNoWriMonday – 3:4
Beginning Previous The women would remain in this place, until all of the women in their line had come to join them. Then it would remain to be seen what would happen next There would be decisions to be made, would they stay together, would they separate their paths. Would they decide to go back, one by one, or a few at a time. There were so many decisions to.. Read More
Shovin’ off on Showin’ off
Yeah. My feet look WORSE today than they did a week ago. We had the biggest fackin’ snowstorm to hit the area in year. Spring feels very far away. This challenge is gonna extend till next Saturday. Are you getting ready for spring? Tell us about it. I’ll put the Linky loo below. Hopefully by next week my toes will be all nice and polished. Oh, and you are playing.. Read More
Haiku Increasing Blog Traffic
(clickin’ the logo may take you to more haikus) alex year one blog stats went through the roof because of these three topics kyla, you have peeps who are crying foul over your rock and hard place john cusack makes us all swoon and sigh it appears we love our lloyd d! admit your brain glitch and be quickly wrapped in the arms of bloggy friends (Thank you for yesterday,.. Read More
Depression Confession
(ed. below is what i wrote 26 days ago while i was processing a choice i had to make. it was my own inner dialog with myself to just beat myself up a little more than i already was on an hourly basis. do i really think it’s weak? no. now that i’m healthier and have my head screwed on, i can see clearly that you do what you need.. Read More
Kissing John Cusack
I loved hanging out with my boyfriend, John Cusack He was hawt, great kisser, tall, great kisser, gentle, great kisser, funny … It was a warm summer afternoon, the wind was blowing my hair around us as we sat outside mackin’ on each other. Happy girl I was. I’d known John forever and ever and was so comfortable around him – he was John, but just happened to have a.. Read More