Kaiser Mommy

Choose Joy. Every Time.

Alex has something to say

AW@@#AMN BJHBH J MNNNNNNNNNNNN*KKMNKM (IUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJN UUUUUUUUUUUUJ INH7AAAJVV CFYB7GT6T6FV BKM K ZZZZ23VV ‘;0;0;L9;PLP[[[[[[ I gave up and let him at the keyboard after he helped me leave this comment at Playgroups are No Place for Children “MY 6 M he ONq?鬩?¢‚Ǩ¬†h old doesnt sq4IT`Q `1Uqwp 2RQwOR sleep 2t1ro ugh the `night either – ” Which translated is “My 6 month old doesn’t sit up or sleep through the night either”.. Read More

My 100 things

Okay, so I’m actually more or less at post 200, but you’ll forgive me if I only give 100 things about me – really, I’m just looking out for you. 1. I have turned 27. 2. More than once. 3. Scout and I were married 9 years, 1 month, and 14 days after our first kiss. 4. I knew he was my lobster before he knew he was my lobster… Read More

NaNoWriMonday – Chapter One

Here’s the first page of the novel: The table was wooden, walnut, stained and scarred from years of use. Shiny like many hands with many rags had swept over it’s surface to keep it clean. It was hard, dented, worn, and loved. The chairs that were placed around it were in similar condition. Mismatched, selected for the comfort of the user, rather than the beauty of a matched set. The.. Read More

8 things meme

Got tagged from Modified Mummy, SAHMmy and Sarcastic Mom! Eight Things I am Passionate About – keeping Alex healthy – spending money responsibly – organic food – organic cotton (okay, I’m working on it) – everyone deserves a home – everyone deserves health care – everyone deserves to communicate – I deserve a full night of sleep sometime before I die … ooo slick segue … Eight Things I Want.. Read More

Oh irony!

So yesterday I spazzed over not getting to read people, and ya’ll assured me that I was still loved and to pull my head out of my ass and stuff like that. Irony is that yesterday, I was 3 hits away from my best day ever on the blog – traffic wise. Which I think I just really, really funny. PPD Watch – day two – much better – the.. Read More

I’m a bad blog friend

Today I had to do the unthinkable. I can’t…. I don’t even want to admit it to you…. But you deserve the truth…. In the midst of NaBloMe (Dawn 2Pair coined it, I merely steal it) and NaNoWriMyAssOffMo, and the hundreds of unread posts in my reader, and then the painters being here and not being able to get on the ‘net all one day this week, and then actually.. Read More

Philanthropy Thursday

Officially, it was last week – as Mary Alice and Jen planned. And I was actually working on it. Last week. On Thursday. It was even ON my calendar. But I forgot it was Thursday. You know, Mom brain. So, now that it’s Thursday again … I’ve learned how to knit hats, on circular needles. Alex has been sleeping on me for naps (still). I have a ton of old.. Read More

The mommy thing

This week I had an email from a friend. I liked my answer and since I’m pressed for time and words and ideas, I clearly decided to make it a blog post. *** So, tell me with 100% honesty… What do you think of the Mommy thing? I am afraid that maybe I am only good at the “your my kids for no more than a few hours or a.. Read More

Oh NO they Di’n’t

OMG. Remember the Always post from a while back? The genius letter I wish I would have written? Well, they didn’t learn a flinging flanging thing! There is now a commercial where the pad is on a saddle like a bucking bronco and it’s a country theme and at the end it says “Have a happy period!” What would be better marketing tactics? I’m personally thinking free chocolate with purchase… Read More

HSG test?

*if you found this through a search engine, please read the comments, I hope you find them helpful and best of luck to you. if you have anything add, please feel free to add your own thoughts* Below is from my friend who had the miscarriage. If you’ve had this test, would you comment on it – anything I could pass on to her… ” Ok. So I have been.. Read More

Little Milestones

(Oh, gentle reader, if you are a hard core CIO parent or if your kids have really, truly never slept in your bed and co-sleepers make you crazy – I beg you – please go read the archives today – because this post will totally make you itch and you’ll hurt yourself rolling your eyes, and I don’t want you to hurt yourself. This is all about me wanting to.. Read More