Kaiser Mommy

(clickin?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ the logo may take you to more haikus) Warrior, oh please Bring VDog to play with me “Cracker in Waiting”     Playgroupie would drive To meet your gorgeous lovah We’ll keep her comp’ny     She’ll be yours nightly And mine during the daytime You know – like normal! Please Please Por Favor Bitte Pretty Pretty Please Please Please S’il Vous Plait.

That’s pretty much it. I’m opening the doors to my world even wider. What burning questions do you have for me? Lay ’em on me. Consider it a birthday present to give me something to blog about. Loves ya. Okay fine. You want more words. I hear ya. Rhonda tagged me for this: In celebration of random acts of kindness week, Claudia of Everyday Kindness started this meme. The goal.. Read More

Week Fifteen of Lotus?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ weekly winners meme. Click the link to see more participants! A little girl was born on this very day, a few years ago. The doctor had predicted a boy. The boy was to be named Michael Vincent. This photo is the girl’s mommy trying to NOT gloat that she got a GIRL instead. This little girl tended to NOT sleep ever. (This photo is 6 weeks.. Read More

Here we go, time for your posts about home. No clue what I’m talking about? Check the original post last week, my own Thursday post, or SJSFalter and Susiej for the current entries. I’ll give ya’ll the winner next Saturday with a new challenge 🙂

(clickin?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ the logo may take you to more haikus)   is it considered potty training when Alex pees ON the potty?

It was interesting to look around the house to see what was “home” here. It’s so different from any other house I’ve had. It’s far from anyone we know. There’s a husband and a baby. When we moved in, we’d lived in a 3 room apartment for a month and realized we didn’t need most of the stuff we had packed away. We spent the first weekend in the new.. Read More

The winner of the CD from the last challenge is Julie of Rats in Lab Cancer! Some of you have been following Sandy from Momisodes and the journey to owning a home – this is their moving weekend! HOORAY! Lou and Lotus got together and organized a huge toast to Sandy and her family’s new adventure and this got me thinking about getting settled in a new home and what.. Read More

(clickin?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ the logo may take you to more haikus)     we miss our dad/scout migraine, mess, snot, cough, snow, ice alex cut THREE top teeth     long drive to nashville alex slept ninety minutes sleep is for losers braden and alex they played so well together made the mommies proud hotel receipt code said A D C O C K “add cock” hee! get it?   alex slept.. Read More

I found them. They look like this: and this … and this! (all photos nabbed from sarcasticmom.com because I’m a dumbass and left my USB cord at home – go tell her hi and ask her about the dinner that was broken hearted after we were done with it.) (there’s another TDY in April … hoos’yer mommy road trip LC?)

Dudes. I’ve been warned about what happens when husbands leave town for work … specifically TDY. Mary Alice gave the heads up on that months ago. I knew how right she was when Scout went out of town last week overnight and I managed to get the RSV Plague of 2008 and storms tried to send us all off to Oz (not the prison). This did not bode well for.. Read More

See Lotus’ original post here. Oh y’all. I had plans. We were going to go to the park, we were going to have fun, we were going to pick up a bit. We were NOT going to get RSV, it was NOT going to rain and tornado, Scout was NOT going to get sick, I was NOT going to feel like I was dying … Yeah. Then I thought, you.. Read More

I had all kinds of plans for today – none of ’em are going to happen, so I will leave you with this baby advice: (I got this in an email so I don’t have a credit for it.)

Remember the challenge? Click here and go look (listen). Now go do your own Top Five, post it with bling of your choice and leave a link in the comments (or just make sure the trackback shows up). I’ll wait till Monday morning to pull a winner. Loves ya, now go have fun 🙂