Kaiser Mommy

Choose Joy. Every Time.

Meme Part Two

Same rules apply as last time 🙂 I got tagged by Doodaddy for this 10-question meme. 1. What were you doing ten years ago? I was teaching 3rd grade, Scout and I were in a weird place in our relationship (again), I’m pretty sure this is the week I had a bladder infection so bad I was convinced the middle of Hell had taken up reference in my body (and for no GOOD.. Read More

Fantasy Island

Veronica got me all dreamy today, so I thought I’d write a little story of a fantasy day. I woke gently, to the sound and smell of fresh rain. The room was slightly cold, but not too much. I snuggled closer to Scout, as he held baby Kaiser gently in his arms. He shifted against me and we fell asleep for a snooze in our comfortable, little boy pee free bed, after 9.. Read More

Meme tag

* Mr. Lady at Whiskey in my sippy cup answered my interview questions, and OMG is she funny. She even pays homage to my boobie fascination, go check her out and give her some love. I got tagged by Jennifer for my first meme. I think blog meme’s are fun for two reasons: 1) I don’t care if it’s supposed to rhyme with ‘dream’, I always read it me-me – cuz it’s all.. Read More

Site Bling

I’ve been awarded bling. You wouldn’t think that a small graphic could make me smile so wide – but it really does. In the words of Sally Fields “If mother’s ruled the world….” no, no, not that one. This one: You like me! You really like me! First, Jackie gave me this sexy little bling: Which I would like to also pass on to Mrs. Flipphead who has spent many keystrokes talking me.. Read More

Here’s yer sign

We went to eat the other night – we’ll call the place Bob’s. Hostess (as she’s walking us to our table): Have you ever eaten at Bob’s before? Me: no Hostess: So is this your first time? I paused for a moment, hoping she would realize what she’d said. I mean, we all say stupid things. She didn’t get it.

Interview Questions

SAHMmy of SAHMmy Says had this little blog go-around. And I came to it by way of What Works for Us Leave me a comment saying ?¢‚Ǩ?ìInterview me.?¢‚Ǩ¬ù I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions. If you don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t have a valid email address on your blog, please provide one. You will update your blog with a post containing your answers to the questions. You will include.. Read More

A Sunday Story

12 years ago, 3 of my closest friends were leaving a movie, as they made a right turn out of the parking lot, they were plowed into by a 17 year old, late for curfew, on his way home. Oh, he was going “in excess of 110 miles an hour” and had a blood alcohol content of 1.googleplex (I don’t remember anymore, it was appallingly over the limit.) 12 years later they are.. Read More

Aunt Rake is on her way!

My long time BFF Rachel is on her way to the land of vices – two days of running around with a girlfriend, the blissful idea of getting to paint a wall in my bedroom while she plays with the baby. Oh bliss! I love my husband, I love my baby, but there’s just nothing like a girlfriend after two months of being strictly mom and wife to two men!