… hi ya’ll. Alex here. I’m learning my letters this week. I learned the letter R. And then the letter S. And then the letter V. I feel like my diaper. and I gave it to my daddy. and to my mommy. So today, in the comments, to make my daddy and my mommy happy, please tell a dirty joke, or link to a dirty joke, or a picture ….. Read More
546. You have intestinal issues before you go to sleep that will. not. ahem. resolve. 547. You wake in the morning after 764 baby wake ups. 548. Baby is soaking wet so you take him out of diaper to air dry to prevent diaper rash. 549. Your intestinal issues vow to resolve AT!THIS!EXACT!MOMENT! 550. Baby crawls to you. You notice something on his heel…. oh and his leg … oh.. Read More
Would the owner of Comment #17 please stand up … please stand up … You won yerself some scrappin’ paper!
Beginning Previous The women turned to the table and gathered around. No one immediately spoke. Then Abby began. “It’s for the best.” She said it simply, but with a touch of challenge in her voice. “Her heart is broken.” Leta said plaintively. “She hurts, how can you say this is best?” Elizabeth placed her hand over Leta’s. A rare gesture of warmth from her. “As I said before. It’s so.. Read More
Week Eleven of Lotus?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ weekly winners meme. Click the link to see more participants! When I was pregnant, I took photos every 5 weeks to mark the progress. I looked at this photo … and thought I looked pretty damn good. I also decided if I ever got back to that weight (154) that I’d never complain about it again. Apparently it’s time for me to quit my bitchin’ Alex.. Read More
It’s so hard to come up with an identity for a blog. Should I be “Mary, Laura and Carrie’s Mom”? Should I be “Caroline in the Middle of Nowhere”? Should I be “Charles’ Wife in Charge”? Or perhaps I should go incognito with something like “Shmaroline Shmingalls” … or maybe “Little House on the Prairie”. For the rest … make your way over to Cookiebitch.
…. we are gonna change the world … these butchered lyrics are going through my head … Since the Hawtalucion Showin’ off on Saturday challenge was thrown down last weekend, I’ve been hearing mutterings … … Dawn reports she fell out of her Hawtalucion shirt at work … however she’s also reporting a potential raise … is it sexist of me to make a joke about a possible relationship between.. Read More
I kiss your l’il hand kiss, kiss … sniff … ki’ … sniff, sniff, ugh … hand smells like penis
Go vote! Whoorl has me rockin’ the Hair Thursday!
For Alex (Spent 84, saved 91, now have shoes in sizes 4, 4.5, 6, 6.5) but more importantly… thanks to Cookiebitch and her shoe shopping expertise … and Project Visibility Bling by Dawn at Growing a Pair Out with the old … and in with the new! and 60% off! (Have you posted your Hawtalucion challenge of the.. Read More
1. I have never owned a dog. TRUE. I am a cat person. I have been owned by 3 cats in my life. Dogs? The barking hurts my ears. 2. I have spent the night in a funeral home. TRUE. My grandparents owned a funeral home, my dad also owned a funeral home. There were apartments upstairs where we lived. And no, I have never seen an episode of Six.. Read More
I was tagged for Seven Things by Kelly at Mom of 6 Malloy Boys and I finally feel squirrley enough to give it a try, top it with getting tagged for Six Random Things by Cookiebitch I knew it was time to cough up some interesting stuff. But in the spirit of Avery Gray, I will be doing it in the form of 6 truths and a lie, and you.. Read More
Beginning Previous The girl lay in the grass all alone. She looked into the sun, squinting her eyes so they appeared closed, but she could still be blinded by the shard of sun that broke through her lashes. The sun made her eyes tear, but her eyes had been teary so much that this was nothing new. She had her first heartbreak. Her childhood love had married someone else just.. Read More