Kaiser Mommy

Previously, we had a fantastic conversation about blogrolls and how we decide who goes on them. I can honestly say that weeks later, I am still swooning over the conversation that took place in the comments and I’m so excited over how much I learned. So, today I’m curious about how you look at commenting as a reader – do you comment on every post you read? do you mostly.. Read More

Week Twelve of Lotus?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ weekly winners meme. Click the link to see more participants! to go along with the Showin’ off on Saturday challenge?Ǭ† I give you a photo of me at prom ?Ǭ†where oh where were Trinny and Susannah when I needed them most? (yes, I have a date, but since we’re still friends, I will spare him the agony of high school pictures on the net)

This week it’s an audio challenge. Scout got me an iTunes gift card for Christmas and I’ve been wandering through music and I want to share with you . . . Top Five Songs That Take Me Back To High School 1. Violent Femmes – Blister in the Sun 2. Kate Bush – This Woman’s Work (cuz I wore the black and was DEEP never mind it was on the.. Read More

(clickin’ the logo may take you to more haikus)     now i know why moms proclaim, “nobody is allowed to drink from the jug”

This motherhood thing … no one ever told me it was the little things that would get my attention … feeling overwhelmed at getting a social security card that I was responsible for … when a baby actually slept like … a baby … that Alex starting to wave would make me so excited (oh yeah, Alex started waving over the weekend … towards himself, but I think it counts.).. Read More

(I clicked every single link on my reader yesterday – 500+ posts. I commented very, very little, but if you check your sitemeters/statcounters/bloglogs you’ll see I was there, thanks so much for keeping me entertained in the land of the sick.) Updates: Template: revamped Blogroll: to the left, all about it in the first link, should you be there and I missed you? Reader: being updated, cuz some of you.. Read More

… hi ya’ll. Alex here. I’m learning my letters this week. I learned the letter R. And then the letter S. And then the letter V. I feel like my diaper. and I gave it to my daddy. and to my mommy. So today, in the comments, to make my daddy and my mommy happy, please tell a dirty joke, or link to a dirty joke, or a picture ….. Read More

546. You have intestinal issues before you go to sleep that will. not. ahem. resolve. 547. You wake in the morning after 764 baby wake ups. 548. Baby is soaking wet so you take him out of diaper to air dry to prevent diaper rash. 549. Your intestinal issues vow to resolve AT!THIS!EXACT!MOMENT! 550. Baby crawls to you. You notice something on his heel…. oh and his leg … oh.. Read More

Would the owner of Comment #17 please stand up … please stand up … You won yerself some scrappin’ paper!

Week Eleven of Lotus?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ weekly winners meme. Click the link to see more participants! When I was pregnant, I took photos every 5 weeks to mark the progress. I looked at this photo … and thought I looked pretty damn good. I also decided if I ever got back to that weight (154) that I’d never complain about it again. Apparently it’s time for me to quit my bitchin’ Alex.. Read More

It’s so hard to come up with an identity for a blog. Should I be “Mary, Laura and Carrie’s Mom”? Should I be “Caroline in the Middle of Nowhere”? Should I be “Charles’ Wife in Charge”? Or perhaps I should go incognito with something like “Shmaroline Shmingalls” … or maybe “Little House on the Prairie”. For the rest … make your way over to Cookiebitch.

…. we are gonna change the world … these butchered lyrics are going through my head … Since the Hawtalucion Showin’ off on Saturday challenge was thrown down last weekend, I’ve been hearing mutterings … … Dawn reports she fell out of her Hawtalucion shirt at work … however she’s also reporting a potential raise … is it sexist of me to make a joke about a possible relationship between.. Read More

  I kiss your l’il hand kiss, kiss … sniff … ki’ … sniff, sniff, ugh … hand smells like penis