Man, I wish I would have had this last week when I posted for Loralee. A billion thanks to CityMama for tweeting this.
164.5 Redux
I hate this number. During the 15 year awkward period I had (ages 8-22), I didn’t pick up on the transition from getting larger clothes because I was growing taller to getting larger clothes because I was growing fatter. When I was 20, I hit my top weight of 164. I don’t remember how I felt specifically. I don’t really remember how I looked. This really was just more of.. Read More
How to get your baby to sleep
(Brilliance from my friend Red, who is now Mrs. Tater. ‘Bout damn time.) *** I have a friend who is a lawyer. She is not married (BUT SHE’D LIKE TO BE. HINT HINT – oh…. excuse me Tater…. my bad). We were talking (IM) about baby sleep because of a conversation I’d had in yoga yesterday (more on that at a different time. I like my can of worms closed.. Read More
Signin’ off
I’m off to live la vida dial up for the next several days – fun times. Cleaning out the largest collection of Playboys in the midwest – also fun times. So, miss me, love me, and I leave you with this link to a deep thought. Click here if you love me. (Loralee, this one’s for you.)
New Stuff
Lookit! The Header is made by the lovely VDog and her friend Karen. Isn’t it awesome? And remember about a month ago when I forgot I had a blog? It’s cuz I was knitting. Non.Stop. I have a bunch of hats I’m going to try to sell local, but for the rest, I have set up an etsy store. I got a good response at BlogHer from what I sold.. Read More
How I Got Here
Originally posted July 30, 2007 Sara kept telling me I should start a blog. In the middle of the night of the first few weeks of Baby Kaiser’s world, I started reading them constantly. I do not even know where I got started. It might have been here while I tried to figure out if it was normal that I could not put my boy down and have him stay.. Read More
Bloggy Giveaways Carnival at kaiseralex.com
We have a winner! Qtpies7 for the PC and Kimberly for the Mac! Welcome to kaiseralex.com! Here we go – for one Mac User and one PC User – we have some BlogHer Swag just for you! The PC Swag bag contains: 1 Scholastic bag, 3 samples Bath and Body Works products, Norton 360 for PC, Embrace Your Grace Tshirt, Macy’s coupon, chocolate, Dentaburst stuff, TNT DVD, Kinderprint kit, 2.. Read More
To Whom it May Concern
Originally posted July 27, 2007 To anyone giving me dirty looks in the grocery while I was holding my vocally crabby infant and pushing his stroller: Yes, I know it looks stupid, Yes, I know he?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s annoying to listen to, I know this because I spend several hours a day listening to it. You get to go home. Blow me. To the woman in the awesome dress with her daughter.. Read More
Bob the Builder ain’t got nuttin’ on me.
You know how you can live in a place and be in a place every day and then all the sudden you realize omgwtf this is FILTHY and you’ve just realized it’s FILTHY *AND* you realize you’ve written a big ole run on sentence? So this doesn’t look TERRIBLE Until you compare it to the other side (less trampled on) side of the room Then ya start going hmmm…… perhaps.. Read More
BlogHer – Thursday Par-tays
Photo goodness for your Friday enjoyment! (Tiny announcement at the bottom.) Our flight was uneventful. Alex yet again was a spectacular flyer, and apparently Delta doesn’t care how he old he is either. We got downtown, got settled in our room at the Westin, and got hooked up with VDog. As I rode in the elevator to meet her, I was between a rather gruff looking guy and a perfectly.. Read More
Hair – On a very special BlogHer recap
One good thing about the BlogHer conference is that it prompted me to get off my ass and actually remember the whole Hawtalucion. So I went on a journey of hair proportions. I asked your advice and the majority said EXTREME MAKEOVER DAWN’S BLOGHER HAIR EDITION. I did NOT want the Rachel. The entire time in the chair, as I watched hair fall, I had two thoughts that jump to.. Read More
A couple of props to a couple of BlogHers
This is short cuz I’m tired and all. But I keep thinking about how much I loved hearing Mr. Lady’s voice reading her words at the Friday night keynote. Even though it hurt, even though I get it a little too well. She got a standing O when she was finished, and she completely deserved it. Click here to read about her Leap of Faith. And then Casey read The.. Read More
Pre BlogHer Haze
Oh it’s a great haze. Got up at 230am Cali time after getting 3 hours of sleep. Flew with hubs and tiny toddler tornadocane. Made it to the hotel and fell down exhausted in gratitude of checking in early. (Will link later – as in – when I’m not drunk on free booze.) Have hugged VDog and given her bras. Have bonded with No Watch Me Christine. Have contemplated throwing.. Read More