Kaiser Mommy

So. I’ve been known to share some of the cooler things I’ve been able to pull off … which I realized might just be construed as … showin’ off. And showin’ off alone isn’t NEARLY as much fun as showin’ off with your friends. (Right Ivy?) So, here’s my brainchild – Whenever I find something to show off about, I’m gonna invite YOU to show off with me too. I’ll.. Read More

I figure when I get tagged twice, I gotta do it. For Carrie and for MP, here I go. 1. I have the coolest Secret Blogger Santa ever. Go say hello to her. Now… I’ll wait. 2. While I go insane at the whole “politically correct” arena, I think people who use the word “retarded” and don’t know the actual common criteria of diagnosis of it must be a little.. Read More

No “Box in a Box” Lotus says it will not work I say you should try (I saw this idea at The Bloggess yesterday … and Lotus, I made this sweater just for you.)

Excellent conversation in the comments today. I’m in luff with all y’all. To say thanks, check out this skit that cracks Scout and I up every time.

(There are many things that this particular post is NOT meant to be, such as: mean spirited, sour grapes, bitter or petty. The things that I ask should be read with a “no really, I’m curious, and want to know your opinion” tone of voice, not a “why the eff would you ever do something like that” tone of voice. Just something to keep in mind as you read.) In.. Read More

Yes this post is shameless. 5. If you wrap it right you don’t have to wear anything under it. No I’m not showing you photos. 4. You get two hands back when your baby is tiny and will. not. let. you. put. him. down. (Personal experience, and the EXACT reason I got my first wrap) 3. Carry that baby, lose that baby weight. 2. It’s one more tool in the.. Read More

again and again and again. He’d been away on an overnight trip for work that involved some hella long hours and stress in a part of the state not particularly known for its culture nor class. As he was putting away groceries I noticed he was putting away some American Beer*. I gasped in shock. Me: Scout, you were away TOO LONG! What happened to you?! WHY did you buy.. Read More

Oh, I’m gettin’ motivated, my bloggy friends. Thing one: I have thought of my own little bloggy fun to have over here – anyone like making bling buttons? I have nothing to give but my thanks and total credit for the bling making, but someday when I have something to give – I will give it to you. AND you also get to know my hotshot (snicker, yeah right) idea.. Read More

Yo, bitchez, it’s me, Alex. Mah mom is off crying in the corner like some pansy ass pansy because, “she ain’t got no sleepy in a while” and I, apparently talk like I ain’t got no edumakashun … I got tagged by Amy’s Kim to do this meme. The Rules Of The Meme: Each player makes a list of eight random facts/habits about themselves. At the end of your list,.. Read More

(First off – can anyone look at my source code and tell me what I need to do to move the “Alex Year One” down so it’s not cut off? I really don’t know what I breathed on to move it, so I don’t even know where to begin hunting and pecking to see what will fix it.) I nabbed a tag from Secret Agent Mama for this one: Rules:.. Read More